March 2010
42 posts
I swear to God
if anyone pinches me today for not wearing green, I will deck them so hard they will not wake up until NEXT year’s St. Patrick’s Day.
At which point they will probably make the same mistake. Losing two years of your life for a stupid mistake? So not worth it.
Tough titty
said the kitty when the milk wouldn’t come.
Or is it kiddy?
This is the existential shit I worry about.
And I know it will all be alright
We’ll work to work it out.
Keep your hand at the level of your eyes
“Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn’t it? It makes you so vulnerable. It...”
– Neil Gaiman
Like, for real, this is one of my favourite quotes of all time cuz I’m a gay baby. I periodically see it floating around the internet and read it and I’m like “damn, TOO TRUE”.
(via sade)
OMGOMGOMGOMG SNOWWWFLLLAKES! →
The women
of the Tiwi tribe in the South Pacific are married at birth.
To Nick (and Ryan):
Stop acting like I’m not the coolest kitten out there. Because we all know. Seriously.
Love,
TCLKOT
To L-Dogg, Lil’ A, and Lil’ J:
I would like you to start a family rap group with those names, please. You can wear matching outfits and all, I don’t care. Just do. Please?
A local gas station
recently gave away a 4-pack of cheap toilet paper with purchase of a Redbull energy drink.
They’re either promoting an all-night bender in which you use your free cheap toilet paper to paper the trees outside your most obnoxious college professor’s residents, or….
Redbull makes you shit like a maniac.
Holla.
Semi-serious "how I behave in every relationship"...
sade:
I have a pattern. A way of doing things that stays rigidly consistent.
Once I see that someone is totally and completely into me, everything shuts down and I subconsciously do everything in my power to push them away until they want nothing to do with me and can’t understand why I’m acting that way. Basically, my opinion of someone decreases really quickly once they fall in love with me.
...
Douchenozzle wearing dark, large frame glasses overheard in library: “Oh man, my glasses got scratched!”
Douchenozzle’s friend: “Those are some nice glasses- can they be fixed?”
DWDLFGOIL: “No, they’re not prescription or anything. Just a style statement.”
DF: ”It’s not good to be messing with your eyes like that”
DWDLFGOIL:...
By day my comments become socially acceptable
but by evening, I read tumblr dashboard and remember it’s ok to be a snarky twat, and fall in love with myself all over again.
I also impress chatters on Zingled. They gave me an award.
February 2010
19 posts
Feeling a little bit political today, guys. Dig...
“Hi. My name is Xavier. I like hotdogs. (Want to stop the quote here, just...”
– duh. Xavier. The world’s BEST 5th grader.