OMG.  Saddest thing I’ve ever seen, bar none. And I’ve seen a lot of sad stuff in my day… Like finding out the Cookie Monster was a puppet and couldn’t really eat all those cookies.  They just fell, wasted, like some sad little dejected emo kid, onto the ground. 

I don’t even care that it has that anti-piracy shit all over it, I still pirate the sad, disillusioned souls of this world. 

Bitches what.