Semi-serious “how I behave in every relationship” post

sade:

I have a pattern. A way of doing things that stays rigidly consistent.

Once I see that someone is totally and completely into me, everything shuts down and I subconsciously do everything in my power to push them away until they want nothing to do with me and can’t understand why I’m acting that way. Basically, my opinion of someone decreases really quickly once they fall in love with me.

No no, it’s alright, I’m well aware of how fucked up I am. WORKIN’ ON IT, GUYS.

Here’s a gif:

OMG.  I’ve found the explanation to my problem.

Shit.  Not an explanation.  Oh well, at least someone else on earth that ISN’T a  man suffers from the same affliction.